Somehow I Survived My Childhood
September 11, 2019
Usually this game ended fairly quickly and almost always with someone yelling, “No head shots!” … More Somehow I Survived My Childhood
Category: Childhood
How to Cheat Like a Saint
June 29, 2019
I was hardly a secret ax murderer, and my crimes were all petty, but I was always surprised at how much I could get away with. … More How to Cheat Like a Saint
Going to Hell for Sure
January 6, 2019
The sacristy is holy ground. So there was to be no screwing around. Ever. Unless the priests weren’t around and it was just us and the sexton. … More Going to Hell for Sure
The Night I Woke Up Just in Time to Die
October 31, 2018
I was sound asleep when I suddenly woke up, my heart pounding. I knew I was in danger, but didn’t know why. … More The Night I Woke Up Just in Time to Die
Chewing Your Way to Health
September 30, 2018
It was like suddenly being told that not only was lying no longer a sin, you were encouraged to do it! It was your duty to do it! … More Chewing Your Way to Health
How Do You Solve a Problem like Bob?
August 3, 2018
He was the kind of kid whose shirt would become untucked while his parents were still lacing up his shoes. … More How Do You Solve a Problem like Bob?
