Somehow I Survived My Childhood
September 11, 2019
Usually this game ended fairly quickly and almost always with someone yelling, “No head shots!” … More Somehow I Survived My Childhood
Category: Memoir
I Am “Plus One”
August 2, 2019
Joy clearly makes a lasting impression. … People don’t just recognize her, they often even remember her name. … More I Am “Plus One”
How to Cheat Like a Saint
June 29, 2019
I was hardly a secret ax murderer, and my crimes were all petty, but I was always surprised at how much I could get away with. … More How to Cheat Like a Saint
Paris, By Way of Hell
May 6, 2019
Being stupid, I said I’d come back at the end of the day and headed to my desk to prepare the presentation for the Paris demo. … More Paris, By Way of Hell
A Stonehenge Adventure
February 10, 2019
As so many men are, when I was young, I was exceptionally stupid. Or, more precisely, I regularly failed to fully think through ideas before executing them. … More A Stonehenge Adventure
Going to Hell for Sure
January 6, 2019
The sacristy is holy ground. So there was to be no screwing around. Ever. Unless the priests weren’t around and it was just us and the sexton. … More Going to Hell for Sure
A Little Italian Driving Adventure
November 26, 2018
“It could be worse. It could be raining.”. I quickly regretting saying that because that’s the point in the story when things get really bad. … More A Little Italian Driving Adventure
The Night I Woke Up Just in Time to Die
October 31, 2018
I was sound asleep when I suddenly woke up, my heart pounding. I knew I was in danger, but didn’t know why. … More The Night I Woke Up Just in Time to Die
Wyoming Adventures Astride a Horse
October 22, 2018
As the thunder grew louder and the vibrations in my chest grew stronger, it occurred to me that I might die on my first vacation with Joy. … More Wyoming Adventures Astride a Horse
Chewing Your Way to Health
September 30, 2018
It was like suddenly being told that not only was lying no longer a sin, you were encouraged to do it! It was your duty to do it! … More Chewing Your Way to Health
Itinerant Philosopher 